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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is the only thing currently keeping your career from sliding off.
Human spider with a squeegee and a death wish.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning glass while staying firmly on ground.
pop?you▸ VERTISCRUB-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
vacuums glass panes while hanging from cables
You scale glass skyscrapers to scrub grime off panels using squeegees, buckets, and harnesses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a structural hairline crack in the mullion that a sensor misses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras identify exactly where the bird droppings reside.
Month 5
Roof-mounted winches install themselves to guide future cleaning pods.
Month 13
Robotic pods latch onto glass panels using powerful suction cups.
Year 2.2
Cleaning agents move along tracks without needing human rope-rigging expertise.
Year 4 · D-Day
Ropes are retired and the last bucket of soap is poured.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
0.5 gallons
Average GPM of soap
25 mph
Wind threshold
4 minutes
Average cleaning time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium window cleaning solution.
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