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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsConverting your traffic flow fantasies into cold, unyielding asphalt geometry.
Civil engineer dreaming of concrete and perfect drainage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing asphalt for the unfeeling machine.
help!youAI▸ AUTOPATH PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal cloverleaf geometry in microseconds
You draft alignments, drainage slopes, and intersection geometry. You struggle with zoning boards and civil engineering standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue convincingly that a roundabout solves a traffic disaster at 5pm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Satellite scans replace your manual site walkarounds.
Month 10
Smart software draws your curves based on safety constraints.
Month 20
Bureaucratic permit software talks directly to regulatory clouds.
Year 2.5
Flow modeling runs in real-time without your input.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine builds roads faster than you can blink.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per mile
too many
Zoning complaints handled
zero
Roads designed that matter
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the toll road you designed.
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