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the 1850s
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Historical entrepreneur with a flair for redistributive property damage.
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Systematic policing eliminates the need for freelance crime.
glub.youAI▸ PEELERS-GPT V1.0▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 1850SAI's Special Power
demands your purse in Victorian dialect
You stop stagecoaches on desolate roads to demand coin and jewelry at pistol point.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a uniquely terrifying charisma while wearing a velvet mask in the rain.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1830
Brighter lamps make your nighttime concealment nearly impossible.
1840
Messages about your whereabouts travel faster than your horse.
1845
Dedicated officers replace local watchmen with better tracking.
1850
Stagecoaches vanish as passengers switch to secure locomotives.
Already
The era of the highwayman ended when crime became institutionalised.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Zero
Roadside hold-up efficiency
High
Gallows probability
Excessive
Horse maintenance cost
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a penal colony.
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