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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsRoad cones are just stationary colleagues who complain much less than you.
Professional pothole filler and lane closure enthusiast.
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Paving the way for your unemployment.
split.you▸ ASPHALTAUTO V-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
lays seamless tarmac in total silence
You patch potholes, maintain road signage, and clear motorway debris. You work nights in high-visibility gear.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly how much cold asphalt will stick to a shovel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Connected road signs update themselves without you touching a single bolt.
Month 10
Robotic trailers map lanes and drop cones with perfect GPS accuracy.
Month 21
Automated units fill and compress potholes during low-traffic night hours.
Year 2.5
High-speed sensor arrays detect road debris and dispatch vacuum crawlers.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your uniform is incinerated as the road network becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
400 daily
Average cone displacement
90 percent
Minutes spent holding signs
12000
Potholes ignored annually
Your severance
One high-vis vest and a plastic orange traffic cone.
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