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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your vague passion for outdoors into a subscription-based data trap.
Serial founder of digital map companies and indoor enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing wilderness access, zero overhead required.
nom.you▸ TRAILHEAD AI-EXEC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monetizes free mountain views instantly
Managing growth, fundraising from VCs, and dictating product strategy for GPS navigation and trail-finding features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to board members with a smile that looks entirely genuine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce quarterly reports that look better than your own.
Month 5
AI handles all communication with investors to secure your next round.
Month 10
Machine learning identifies exactly which buttons users click the most.
Month 15
Autonomous agents recruit and manage the engineering team for you.
Month 21 · D-Day
The server finishes your final board presentation and locks your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Under 2%
Time spent in actual woods
40 hours/week
Meetings about slide decks
12 billion
User data points sold
Your severance
A lifetime premium account and one polyester branded vest.
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