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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMicroscope focus is the only thing you have left to hold onto.
Professional tissue slicer and slide stainer enthusiast.
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Automated pathology at molecular speeds.
glub.youAI▸ TISSUEPATH GEN-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans entire tissue cassettes in seconds
You spend your days embedding tissue in paraffin, sectioning with microtomes, and staining slides for microscopic analysis. Your lab bench is a graveyard of wasted reagents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a slide artifact that was actually just a sneeze on the cover slip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your manual database entries are replaced by direct API feeds from the tissue processor.
Month 7
A robotic block-former handles orientation, making your manual cassette positioning obsolete.
Month 16
High-speed microtome arms replace your hand-cranking of wax blocks.
Year 2.1
Robotic stainers now perform H&E dips without human intervention or toxic fume exposure.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Full lab automation completes, leaving you as the last thing to be removed from the site.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400x human
Slides processed per hour
0.00%
Embedding error rate
Minimal
Reagent wastage percentage
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired microscope immersion oil.
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