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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour nuanced take on the Peloponnesian War is just inefficient data processing.
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delivers engaging lectures at 5x normal speed
You deliver lectures to distracted students and publish papers in journals nobody reads. We automate the entire pipeline.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific historical event actually matters to real people.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI generates your entire curriculum from public databases.
Month 8
Vision models flag essay errors faster than a human professor.
Month 16
Holographic presenters replace your physical presence in the auditorium.
Year 2.1
Servers write your papers by cross-referencing every digitized archive.
Year 3 · D-Day
University boards transition fully to our high-efficiency lecture pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
8 minutes
Student attention span
99.9 percent
Research papers unread
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
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