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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace History Professor jobs? · Latest report #a8e7n4iv
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour lecture notes are just Wikipedia pages with a bow tie.
Professional narrator of events that happened centuries ago
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The past, only more efficient.
squeeze.youAI▸ HISTORIAN-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers lecture without ever needing a podium
You deliver lectures on past events and grade essays that nobody actually reads. The cycle repeats indefinitely.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student exactly which paragraph they plagiarized from the internet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All your physical papers are scanned into a search database.
Month 10
Natural language tools grade essays faster than your tired eyes.
Month 20
Your lecture is replaced by a high-resolution holographic avatar.
Year 2.5
Algorithms generate original arguments based on current historical consensus.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The department is permanently transitioned to an automated learning platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Average lecture snooze count
8000
Pages of unread feedback
95%
Percentage of truth in jokes
Your severance
One tenure-track pass to a defunct local museum
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