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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2026
In 2 weeksA degree in the past is just a subscription to irrelevance.
Professional past-tenser, currently paying for the privilege.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The past, processed in real-time.
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cites obscure facts to win arguments
You spend your time reading dusty books and writing essays about things that literally cannot change.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the one funny typo in a primary source document.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
All your books are now searchable text strings.
Day 5
The machine writes the essay while you sleep.
Day 9
It finds new patterns in history faster than you can blink.
Day 9
The grading software confirms you are indeed redundant.
Week 2 · D-Day
The archive is updated and your role is officially closed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12,400
Books unread
4 liters
Coffee consumed per essay
0.01%
Likelihood of tenure
Your severance
A vintage library card and a warm pat.
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