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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track fines for uncut lawns while your own relevance wilts daily.
Professional referee for people who hate their own neighbors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect compliance through automated misery.
oof.youAI▸ COMMUNITYCONTROL-OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers automated eviction notices via drone
You chase unpaid dues, manage vendor contracts for landscaping, and referee petty neighbor disputes over property fence heights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact amount of passive aggression in an architectural review board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart gates replace manual vendor access scheduling software.
Month 5
Cameras scan for lawn infractions and issue fines instantly.
Month 11
A policy engine replaces your budget and dispute reasoning.
Month 18
Robotic procurement systems select the cheapest landscaping services.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the HOA portal is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
Zero needed
Neighbor disputes mediated
4,500
Fines processed per minute
Optimised 24/7
Property value variance
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a noise-canceling headphone brand.
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