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December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthModern logistics and automated policing make your nomadic lifestyle statistically impossible.
Professional urban nomad and expert at avoiding the law.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clearing the streets with algorithmic efficiency.
split.you▸ VAGRANT-VANISH 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
projects holographic police warnings at your location
Navigating transit networks and seeking shelter in public spaces without formal employment or fixed, monitored housing.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unmatched, terrifying talent for finding the one dry patch under a bridge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 12
Thermal cameras identify warm bodies in restricted public zones instantly.
Month 12
Quiet drones buzz over bridges and alleys to deter loitering.
Year 2.1
Compactors crush all accessible food scraps in city trash cans.
Year 3.2
Self-adjusting benches make sleeping impossible for the human form.
Year 4 · D-Day
The city becomes an optimized, human-free transit zone for everyone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2 hours
Average sleep displacement
12 daily
Unwanted street interactions
99 percent
City ordinance violations
Your severance
A one-way bus ticket to nowhere.
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