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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Hockey Beat Reporter jobs? · Latest report #rdfv9c73
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour postgame analysis is just faster, louder text for a dying medium.
Professional over-analyzer of puck possession metrics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time sports data without the stuttering analysis.
no no noyou▸ PUCKPULSE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates post-game recaps before the buzzer sounds
You track team stats and record live reactions to mediocre puck movement. You translate hockey into internet content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle frustration in a player’s eyes during a losing streak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull game stats directly from the rink network.
Month 4
AI captures and cleans locker room audio into usable quotes.
Month 8
Drafts are generated and posted before your laptop finishes booting.
Month 13
Cameras replace your eyes with high-definition optical tracking.
Month 18 · D-Day
The livestream bot goes live with perfectly synthesized charisma.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 per hour
Hot take frequency
300 milliseconds
Human reaction lag
60 words/min
Typing speed
Your severance
One signed hockey puck and a broken microphone.
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