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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour signal switching is just fancy math that we do faster.
Master of live-game chaos and broadcast signal routing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated signals for every single face-off.
bzzt.youAI▸ PUCKPULSE AI 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches network feeds in real time
You coordinate live sports coverage between producers and networks. You ensure the feed hits the air on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smooth over a frantic producer during a major power failure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automates the negotiation of time slots with broadcasters.
Month 5
Cloud systems handle the switching between local and national feeds.
Month 10
AI monitoring replaces your headset check-ins with producers.
Month 15
Adaptive network buffers eliminate manual troubleshooting during live play.
Month 21 · D-Day
The broadcast control room is fully automated and unmanned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero
Feed interruptions
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Ignored
Network conflicts
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the league's archived footage.
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