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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou spend more time ordering catering than actually teaching hockey.
Professional cat-herder for two hundred aggressive pre-teens.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics handled, zero locker room drama.
toast.youAI▸ RINKLOGIC ORCHESTRATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises travel routes for zero downtime
Coordinates team travel, meal logistics, and scheduling for hundreds of players while supporting on-ice coaching sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a 12-year-old from forgetting their skates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart booking software takes over bus and hotel reservations automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms predict caloric needs and order all player catering instantly.
Month 12
Dynamic grid software eliminates all manual ice time allocation errors.
Month 19
On-ice sensors map drills more efficiently than human eyes ever could.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access card stops working before the first period starts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
245
Players managed
4,200 annually
Hot meals ordered
infinite
Schedule conflicts
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid energy drinks.
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