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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsA glorified light-bulb technician waiting for a sensor to notice goals.
Professional button-masher for cold arenas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the biased human reaction time.
split.youAI▸ GOALSCAN AUTOMATED PROCTOR 2.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
updates official databases in zero milliseconds
You track goals, shots, and penalties from the box. You flip manual switches when the buzzer rings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle nuances of an accidental goal deflection.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed vision sensors begin tracking the puck trajectory.
Month 4
Software syncs the clock directly to the game-day portal.
Month 10
Officials signal the automated box directly via wrist sensors.
Month 16
Physical buttons are replaced by cloud-based event logging.
Year 2 · D-Day
The scorekeeper box is removed to make room for servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
0.4
Errors per game
0.3s
Human reaction delay
3 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
One warm sweater and a pre-recorded buzzer sound.
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