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Will AI replace Hockey Scout jobs? · Latest report #242nhfhd
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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading your rink-side notes for a spreadsheet that never needs coffee.
Professional rink-sitter and binder enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying every stride until the draft.
bzzt.youAI▸ PUCKVISION ANALYTICS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters game footage by potential draft pick
You watch endless youth and collegiate games to identify talent. You spend your life in freezing arenas, traveling through flyover states.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the grit in a player that metrics currently fail to quantify.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Install high-def multi-angle vision systems in every regional rink to capture every shift.
Month 5
Train neural networks to identify optimal skating mechanics and spatial awareness from raw video.
Month 10
Generate comprehensive draft profiles by integrating biometric data with on-ice performance metrics.
Month 16
Replace subjective gut feelings with probabilistic outcomes for long-term player career development.
Year 2 · D-Day
The front office transitions to an automated draft dashboard, making scouting trips entirely optional.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
25,000
Miles driven per season
1,200
Hours spent watching teenagers
3 cups
Coffee intake per game
Your severance
A warm scarf and a lifetime subscription to stats.
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