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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour whistle is just an analog timer for a digital replacement.
Professional dream merchant and part-time whistle enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect repetition without the motivational yelling.
bzzt.youAI▸ PUCKMASTER PRO-ELITE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every player movement with millisecond precision
You drill skating patterns and puck handling. You yell at teenagers to hustle until their lungs burn.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is mentally checking out of the season.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed sensors map every stride and angle of the players.
Month 5
Smart pucks and light-up cones replace your static lane markers.
Month 13
Screens on the bench tell players exactly what they messed up.
Year 2.1
Precision arms guide skating form until every turn is perfect.
Year 3 · D-Day
The arena is fully automated and you are strictly forbidden.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
104 dB
Average decibels of shouting
12
Drill cycles per hour
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 6am
Your severance
A slightly worn pair of skates and some tape.
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