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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 22, 2030
In 3 years, 10 monthsTargeting defenses while ignoring the crushing reality of your own obsolescence.
Professional wall-jumper and defensive distraction specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure momentum, zero mortality, total efficiency.
split.youAI▸ TUSK-AUTOMATON MK IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
leaps over walls without checking physics
You charge at enemy fortifications with a tusker to dismantle structural integrity. This involves high-speed pathing, target prioritization, and significant blunt-force impact.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the visceral thrill of leaping over a level ten wall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map defensive structures to calculate perfect, zero-waste deployment trajectories.
Month 8
Pneumatic launchers replace human reflexes for instant, perfectly synced swarm entry.
Month 20
Vision-guided gantry systems identify spring traps before the mechanical hogs trigger them.
Year 2.6
Algorithm-driven timing renders human intuition for spell placement completely unnecessary.
Year 3.8 · D-Day
The final human rider is retired as static-pathing robots achieve 100% raid success rates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99.2%
Defensive distraction rate
4000/day
Average tusker calorie count
High
Wall-breaching success
Your severance
One lifetime supply of high-grade hog feed.
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