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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsFeeding animals slop is a task for machines that never smell.
Professional vat-stirrer, expert in porcine digestive satisfaction.
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Perfect ratios, zero human odor.
glub.youAI▸ PORCINENUTRIENT UNIT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers precise caloric density to every stall
You prepare large vats of fermented feed, scraps, and supplements for swine. It is heavy, wet, and messy work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if the batch has spoiled just by the sour, earthy scent.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor the nutrient levels and spoilage rates of current batches.
Month 5
Industrial mixers replace your paddle, maintaining perfect viscosity and ingredient ratios.
Month 13
Hoses replace manual bucket carrying, delivering feed directly into troughs.
Year 1.9
High-pressure bots handle the enclosure cleaning, removing the human element.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The unit goes live, ending the need for human slop management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
450
liters of slop daily
12
average stomach churns
100%
human smell saturation
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pig ear treats.
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