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October 1, 2034
In 7 years, 11 monthsChasing pigs through mud is nature's way of mocking your degree.
Professional mud-wrestler for the agricultural sector.
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Total porcine logistics control.
bzzt.youAI▸ SWINEDRIVE 9000▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARS, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
herds entire litters into sorting chutes
You move hogs between pens, manage vaccinations, and deal with unruly, heavy, unpredictable livestock in messy environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a sow is about to charge before the sensors trigger.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID ear tags track every hog movement without human interference.
Month 13
Sensor-driven chutes direct pigs into pens based on weight analysis.
Year 3.3
Aerial surveillance monitors sow health via thermal and movement imaging.
Year 5
Ground robots utilize acoustic deterrents to keep pigs in formation.
Year 8 · D-Day
The farm operates entirely without the need for human wrangling presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
6 inches
Average mud depth
42 percent
Pigs ignored
Very slow
Wrangling speed
Your severance
Two hams and a pair of very sturdy boots.
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