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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a dataset we haven't finished scraping yet.
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Connecting content to capital with zero ego.
brr.you▸ TALENTGRAPH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters bad scripts into the void
You facilitate deals by leveraging industry relationships and negotiating contracts. You manage client reputations and secure high-value projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with enough charm to get away with it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot scrapes your entire contact list and email history.
Month 5
Algorithms begin proposing roles to clients based on market data.
Month 10
Standard legal templates replace your manual review of contracts.
Month 16
Clients receive automated industry briefings via personalized video agents.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous talent management architecture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
100 percent
Average lunch cost saved
Unlimited
Call volume handled
Zero
Ego detected
Your severance
One signed headshot and a Starbucks gift card.
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