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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour rehearsed speech about blender horsepower is now a static webpage.
Professional box-pointer and warranty-upseller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The shelf that sells itself.
oof.youAI▸ RETAILGUIDE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises objections with real-time price matching
You walk customers through product features and process transactions. You spend hours keeping floor inventory looking presentable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is just browsing to escape the rain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dynamic pricing software replaces your manual tag updates.
Month 5
Touchscreens handle feature comparisons and warranty selection.
Month 10
Sensors in the warehouse track inventory without human eyes.
Month 15
Algorithms dictate product placement for maximum customer flow.
Month 21 · D-Day
The storefront becomes an automated delivery and pickup node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2 seconds
Average smile duration
11 items
Inventory miscounts per week
9000 daily
Meaningless feature specs recited
Your severance
A slightly used floor-model toaster and store credit.
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