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Will AI replace Home Depot Cashier jobs? · Latest report #hk4i7smx
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy scanning lumber while the kiosks slowly learn to be polite.
Professional gatekeeper of the paint and lumber aisles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless checkout for every aisle.
split.youAI▸ CHECKOUTCORE RETAIL-V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes returns without calling a manager
You scan items, manage cash drawers, and handle returns. The machines are already scanning faster than you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about the item's price tag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras start watching which items leave the shelf.
Month 5
Software audits your drawer counts in real time.
Month 13
More registers open that don't require human staff.
Year 1.9
A computer decides if that used drill is returnable.
Year 3 · D-Day
The registers work alone and never take breaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.4 seconds
Avg scan time
Infinite
Returns processed
Zero
Customer patience
Your severance
A lifetime discount on nails you will never need.
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