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October 10, 2076
In 50 yearsYou are training your own replacement to eventually manage the household robots.
Full-time architect of a miniature, high-stakes human ecosystem.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total household command, minus the emotional labor.
bzzt.youAI▸ DOMESTICNEXUS PRIME 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates lessons to your child's exact mood
You manage complex schedules, academic instruction, meal preparation, and domestic maintenance for a growing family.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide the genuine warmth and erratic moral compass that keep children humanly grounded.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Adaptive software takes over the planning of all daily activities.
Year 3
AI tutors deliver personalized academic lessons directly to the screen.
Year 10
Hardened cleaning and meal-prep units handle all physical household maintenance.
Year 20
Sensors verify progress and safety without human oversight intervention.
Year 50 · D-Day
Systems run the household entirely while you pursue other interests.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Unlimited
Curriculum updates per week
Zero
Daily emotional support calls
99.9%
Standardized test success rate
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to all premium household software.
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