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May 24, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour aesthetic curation is just data points for a better algorithm.
Luxury merchant and professional selector of fancy fabrics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating luxury, one pixel at a time.
glub.youAI▸ OMNISTYLE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts interior design trends before they happen
You source luxury textiles and wallpapers, manage inventory, and assist customers in finding the perfect high-end home goods.
The one thing AI can't do
You can touch the thread count and know if the weave feels right.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution 3D renders replace your physical showroom floor displays.
Month 7
Software forecasts demand so you stop wasting money on stock.
Month 15
AI stylists replace your advice with personalized augmented reality previews.
Year 1.9
Robotic warehouse cells manage direct shipping from factory to customer.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shopfront becomes a cloud-based brand with zero physical overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
too high
Inventory holding cost
fully automated
Customer decision fatigue
milliseconds
Average curation speed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our digital home simulator.
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