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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are the only thing keeping the house from becoming a museum.
The last line of defense against clinical loneliness.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at scale.
split.youAI▸ CAREBOT UNSTRUCTURED-X▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses distress through non-verbal social cues
You provide daily living assistance and monitoring for patients. It is a tireless, deeply personal, and essential human role.
The one thing AI can't do
You notice the subtle change in a patient's mood that no sensor can record.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors begin tracking patient movement and daily living habits.
Year 5
Robotic dispensers take over the pill routine for patients.
Year 14
Soft-robotic lifts replace the strain of physical patient transfers.
Year 22
Voice models learn the patient's stories to offer programmed conversation.
Year 40 · D-Day
Full-scale robotic care units arrive to assume all duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
Infinite
Human emotional bandwidth
Uncanny
Machine empathy simulation
99%
Average patient trust score
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end herbal tea.
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