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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou navigate the chaos of private homes, but we prefer consistency.
Professional wanderer of living rooms and chart filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bringing clinical precision to the living room
splat.you▸ HOMECARE-SYNC V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses health declines through erratic patient movement
You provide medical care and monitor vitals in unpredictable home environments. It is messy, human, and vital work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a patient's breathing before the sensors even blink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.2
Wearable sensors start recording vitals while you observe patients.
Year 7
Voice-to-text algorithms replace your end-of-day documentation burdens.
Year 16
Drones deliver standardized kits to reduce your heavy bag load.
Year 27
Cameras assess wound healing progress during your routine visits.
Year 40 · D-Day
Integrated home-pods handle all routine care while you enjoy retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
2 hours
Average travel time
Infinite
Charting backlog
12 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home monitoring alert service.
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