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October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsThe AI is terrified of your ability to handle human chaos.
Master of navigating messy kitchens and complex medical charts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patient assistance that never needs a break.
split.youAI▸ CAREUNIT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms patients with synthetic voice modulation
You provide daily assistance, medication management, and patient companionship. You navigate unpredictable domestic environments and changing medical needs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle unspoken tension in a patient's home.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Smart cameras and wearables start tracking basic vital sign trends.
Year 4
Robotic carts deliver medication packs to patient doorsteps.
Year 8
Voice-to-text AI logs all patient activity during your visits.
Year 14
Powered exoskeleton frames help stable patients move safely.
Year 20 · D-Day
Integrated care pods manage the entire home health experience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
variable
Average patient mood score
8 miles
Miles walked per shift
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 7am
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a digital puzzle game.
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