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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour firm handshake is the only thing currently keeping the lights on.
Professional door-knocker, master of the 'second-visit' closing technique.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals through high-fidelity augmented reality overlays.
no no noyouAI▸ QUOTEVISION SPATIAL 3.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates instant discounts based on pupillary dilation
Conduct in-home product demonstrations and calculate custom quotes for residential windows, doors, and sliders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a homeowner is lying about their budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Customer mobile phones auto-scan window frames to generate precise dimensions.
Month 5
AR headsets show customers exactly how new doors improve property value.
Month 12
Dynamic pricing models calculate quotes faster than your human brain can.
Month 16
A polite voice agent handles objections better than you ever could.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your car keys are recycled into high-grade aluminum window frames.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
64 percent
Average rejection rate
2.4 cups
Coffee consumed per home visit
too many
Deceptive window-tape measurements
Your severance
A box of window sealant and a firm handshake.
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