Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Home Loan Officer jobs? · Latest report #xi2i8prc
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour job is just a glorified spreadsheet that occasionally sighs at customers.
Professional dream-crusher and paperwork enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving dreams without the human baggage.
ow.youAI▸ UNDERWRITER-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies applications with cold machine precision
You verify income documents and push loan files through rigid underwriting systems. Your expertise is just clicking approved.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their bank statements in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software now pulls data directly from your client bank statements.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual debt-to-income ratio calculations and credit checks.
Month 8
Market bots handle rate locks to remove your human negotiation lag.
Month 13
Closing packets are handled by encrypted self-service portals.
Month 18 · D-Day
Loan officers are removed from the loop for final approval.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4000
Documents processed per hour
0.001%
Empathy simulation errors
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own denial letter.
Discussion
