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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour tape measure is a relic and your level is lying.
Master of corners, seeker of level, enemy of grout.
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Perfect surfaces, zero human error.
glub.youAI▸ WALLBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
smooths compound perfectly on first pass
You patch drywall, spread joint compound, and install bathroom flooring in tight, uneven spaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can fix the wall when the plumbing leaks behind it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lidar sensors scan every crooked corner of the bathroom.
Month 9
High-pressure nozzles apply compound with sub-millimeter precision.
Month 23
Robotic grippers cut vinyl flooring to fit toilet contours.
Year 3
Adaptive gantry legs sense and fill uneven joists instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is rendered perfectly without a single human fingerprint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 kilograms
Average drywall dust inhaled
0.5 millimeters
Vinyl floor alignment error
1200 hours
Time spent finding studs
Your severance
A blunt drywall knife and a lifetime of dust.
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