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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling overpriced sticks and bricks to people who hate you.
Professional dream-weaver of beige suburban boxes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the need for personality.
oof.youAI▸ PROPSELL-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine interest in floor plan paint
You guide buyers through model homes and push paperwork until they sign a mortgage. Then you repeat forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a buyer is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-def 3D renders replace your boring walk-throughs.
Month 6
An AI agent filters your leads before you even speak.
Month 12
Real-time algorithms adjust home prices based on demand.
Month 16
Smart contracts handle the paperwork without your input.
Year 2 · D-Day
A kiosk in the model home handles everything you did.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
92%
Average rejection rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed hourly
140
Forced smiles per day
Your severance
A branded pen and a handshake.
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