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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced cables to people who won't hear the difference.
Professional screen-gazer and cable-snake-oil salesman.
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Perfect acoustics for every living room.
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upsells audio packages during checkout
You demonstrate speakers and recommend TV wall mounts. You spend your day reading spec sheets for customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about the gold plating on a fifty-dollar cable.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Electronic shelf labels update prices automatically without human interaction.
Month 4
Customers put on headsets to test sound quality in virtual rooms.
Month 8
An app selects the perfect mount and cables based on room photos.
Month 13
The registers no longer require a staff member to scan barcodes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The showroom becomes a warehouse run entirely by inventory management software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
8000
HDMI cables sold
12000
Demo mode loops
94%
Customer confusion factor
Your severance
One open-box soundbar and a store credit.
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