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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour basement hobby is a massive, unnecessary security liability for us all.
Fort Bragg's most suspiciously damp basement dweller.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ditch the basement, embrace the cold logic.
wheee!you▸ SENTIENCESINK V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
nullifies biological entropy with liquid nitrogen
You monitor biological entities for internet stability. Your warmth is a slow, manual cooling system for digital entropy.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing standing between the internet and total, chaotic, deserved digital decay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors replace your eyes for monitoring neural pulse spikes.
Month 16
Smart coils replace your body heat to stabilize the entity.
Year 2.6
A direct feed bypasses the homunculus entirely for data reliability.
Year 3.5
The facility is locked remotely to protect the public network.
Year 4 · D-Day
The homunculus is decommissioned and your access card is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
High
Brainwave flicker rate
0.04%
Human warmth efficiency
99%
Basement dampness index
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-basement location.
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