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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthBees are the real geniuses; you just hold the smoker.
Professional bee wrangler, allergic to the end result.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated apiary management without the itchy suit.
no no noyouAI▸ HIVEMIND SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
extracts every frame without annoying the colony
You manage hives, inspect frames for health, harvest honey, and survive countless stings while wearing heavy protective gear.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a hive is agitated just by the pitch of their buzz.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor internal heat and sound to track colony health.
Month 6
Robotic bellows puff calmants at the precise moment bees panic.
Month 15
Cameras locate capped honeycomb frames and trigger robotic frame extraction.
Year 2.5
Micro-lasers identify and zap mites without damaging the worker bees.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human beekeepers are officially replaced by fully autonomous apiary pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
42
stings per season
120
frames inspected daily
infinite
apiary scale potential
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic, high-fructose corn syrup.
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