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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Honey Harvester jobs? · Latest report #zz26n73x
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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsBees are better at math and significantly less prone to stinging.
High-altitude gatherer of liquid gold and venom.
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Harvesting nectar in the deepest, deadliest canopy.
blub.you▸ APIARY-DRONE-ALPHA▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
extracts liquid gold without damaging the comb
You climb tall trees to harvest wild honey from Apis dorsata nests in remote, electricity-free jungle regions.
The one thing AI can't do
You sense the slight shift in hive vibration that indicates an imminent, furious swarm attack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Satellite imagery identifies every viable hive location across the forest.
Year 8
Autonomous solar-powered units monitor hive activity from the upper atmosphere.
Year 16
Robotic grippers gently harvest sections of comb without harming the colony.
Year 25
Small cargo drones shuttle honey from canopy to collection points.
Year 40 · D-Day
The forest is fully automated and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.5%
too many
Stings per season
100+
Climb height in feet
near-zero
Total bee-tolerance level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium synthetic bee repellent.
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