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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Honor Guard jobs? · Latest report #3t8s43r9
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsSynchronised movement is just math that humans struggle to get right.
Still standing while the algorithm calculates your replacement.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unwavering loyalty, zero pulse, perfect alignment.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect posture without ever fatiguing
You perform precise ceremonial drills, hold static posts, and maintain absolute physical composure during formal state events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the weight of history while standing perfectly still for hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact stride and posture for base data.
Month 7
Robotic platforms begin replacing stationary guard posts.
Month 16
Pneumatic platforms execute synchronized drills with zero human error.
Year 2.2
Robots deploy in all weather without needing breaks.
Year 3 · D-Day
The last human guard is rotated out for final cleaning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
Zero
Average blink rate
Indefinite
Post hold duration
0.00mm
Alignment error margin
Your severance
A commemorative coin and a brisk salute.
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