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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional cocktail sipper soon to be replaced by a landing page.
Professional professional-friend, expert in ribbon-cutting and small talk.
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Diplomacy without the tiny sandwiches.
oof.you▸ CONSULCLOUD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated invitations to empty rooms
You represent a country you barely visit by attending local galas and stamping documents at your own expense.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smooth over diplomatic spats while pretending you meant to spill that wine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Forms move to a website that doesn't need your signature.
Month 4
Email AI takes over your generic networking and event invitations.
Month 8
Sensors and digital ink pads handle your daily paperwork tasks.
Month 12
Holographic displays replace your physical body at boring ceremonies.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your consulate title is decommissioned and converted into an app.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
3 per week
Average galas attended
2 hourly
Documents stamped
Mostly pretend
Diplomatic immunity
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm sparkling water.
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