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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour smile is a KPI that a camera can optimize better.
Hospitality professional navigating the edge of customer expectations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect service, zero personality, all profit.
split.youAI▸ SERVICEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hot wings with robotic precision
You serve wings, refill drinks, and maintain a high-energy environment for customers. Efficiency is your primary product.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a table is getting annoyed before they even speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tabletop touchscreens eliminate the need for manual order taking.
Month 5
Robotic beverage stations refill glasses without human intervention.
Month 13
Overhead rails bring hot food directly to the customer.
Year 1.9
Smart floor sensors and cleaning bots handle all spills.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your human performance is officially redundant and fully discontinued.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
400 units
Wings delivered per hour
100 percent
Smile persistence percentage
0.001 percent
Average order error rate
Your severance
One lifetime supply of frozen deep-fried appetizers.
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