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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Horse And Buggy Driver jobs? · Latest report #6vddqaff
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsUpdating the literal stone age, one combustion event at a time.
Historical reenactor with a clipboard and a harness.
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No hay, no stables, zero personality.
ow.youAI▸ EQUINE-X AUTONOMOUS CHASSIS V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces biology with internal combustion
You manage equine logistics and passenger transport. We manage the obsolescence of your entire biological propulsion system.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically soothe a nervous stallion during a thunderstorm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors map the archaic paths to eliminate your guesswork.
Month 8
Efficiency software calculates exactly how much you overspend on feed.
Month 12
Robotic chassis prototypes arrive to prove you are a biological bottleneck.
Month 18
Tourists prefer the smell of engine grease to your barnyard perfume.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The equine fleet is retired and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
20 lbs
Manure output per day
4 minutes
Average passenger patience
0.0001%
Horse-power efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a museum gift shop.
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