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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 20, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTrading horse-drawn relevance for internal combustion nostalgia in record time.
Historical reenactor with a transit permit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Horses are for glue, not for commuting.
split.youAI▸ EQUIGONE-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates traffic by ignoring all social cues
You navigate predefined urban routes and manage equine endurance. Your role is purely logistical theater.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which cobblestones will cause the axle to snap in half.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map your exact routes into a high-precision navigation grid.
Month 8
High-pressure scrubbers replace your shovels by sanitizing streets in real-time.
Month 13
Regulators approve the removal of live animals from chaotic city centers.
Month 18
Self-driving pod fleets occupy your traditional carriage stands overnight.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your carriage is sold for scrap and your license is permanently voided.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
Zero
Manure output
Continuous
Sleep cycles
Tiny
Maintenance cost
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium synthetic hay bales.
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