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Will AI replace Horse Girl Trainer jobs? · Latest report #27yrytmh
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining digital horses is just an expensive way to watch math happen.
Professional spreadsheet jockey for digital racing fillies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect stats, zero sentiment.
blub.you▸ DERBYSIM V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates optimal race outcomes in seconds
You manage training schedules and bond with digital athletes. We just automate the optimal stat growth simulation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the emotional weight of a training montage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple scripts will handle the repetitive menu clicking for you.
Month 4
AI models calculate the most efficient stat path for every run.
Month 8
The client performs full training sessions without your input.
Month 13
We replace the client UI with server-side stat generation.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are removed from the loop; the game plays itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 percent
Average G1 wins lost
99 percent
Time spent clicking menus
100 percent
Energy bar efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital carrot icons.
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