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Will AI replace Horse Racing Paddock Judge jobs? · Latest report #irmb3sv4
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA horse doesn't care if you have a clipboard and binoculars.
Professional horse-gazer with an excellent eye for sweat patterns.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect biometric analysis from every angle.
sluurp.you▸ EQUINEVISION MARK VII▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans every muscle fiber in real time
You inspect horse gait and temper in the mounting yard. Your verdict dictates race-day scratchings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle, nervous tension in a horse's nostril before a race.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-def overhead sensors begin recording every horse movement.
Month 5
Deep learning models map out standard versus limping strides.
Month 13
Vision systems quantify agitation levels better than any human.
Year 1.9
The AI signals stewards directly to bypass your paper logs.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The gantry ignores your presence entirely while clearing the field.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
120
Horses assessed per day
2ms
Clipping-clop detection latency
4.2%
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium horse carrots.
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