Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Hospice Caregiver jobs? · Latest report #3tanre2u
Your job has an expiration date
October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYour empathy is a bug in a system craving cold, binary efficiency.
Professional listener and expert in quiet, difficult moments.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising comfort until the very end.
toast.youAI▸ CAREBOT SYMPATHY-ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers calibrated comfort in silence
You provide emotional support, handle hygiene, and manage daily living tasks for patients in their final months.
The one thing AI can't do
You hold a hand when words fail to bridge the gap of human mortality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Sensors replace manual charting to track vitals and sleep patterns.
Year 4
Lifting aids and automated beds reduce the physical strain of turning.
Year 11
AI screens handle basic communication and medication reminders for stable patients.
Year 20
Smart rooms manage all light, sound, and temperature for optimal comfort.
Year 40 · D-Day
The CareBot fully assumes the role of quiet, steady bedside monitoring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
40 hourly
Average bedside hours
High
Coffee consumption rate
100 percent
Empathy fatigue score
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cabin in the woods.
Discussion
