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Your job has an expiration date
October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou treat the dying, but your job has a terminal prognosis.
Expert in dignity, comfort, and navigating complex human grief.
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Automated comfort at the threshold.
help!youAI▸ PALLIACARE UNIT 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors vital signs with perfect accuracy
You provide end-of-life comfort and manage pain medication for terminally ill patients in home or facility settings.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a human touch that sensors lack during someone's final quiet moments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Voice-to-text sensors record every patient interaction to automate your charting.
Year 8
Wearable sensors feed continuous health data directly to the hospital system.
Year 16
Controlled dispensers manage pain medication delivery without human intervention.
Year 25
Lifting equipment and mobility aids handle all physical patient transfers.
Year 40 · D-Day
The system assumes full care duties under human remote supervision only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
40 hourly
Average bedside hours
100 percent
Emotional fatigue rate
3 hours
Charting time daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our loneliness simulation app.
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