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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving homelessness is a spreadsheet problem, not a people problem.
Professional gatekeeper of the city's bottom-tier rental inventory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing patient throughput through algorithmic placement.
oof.you▸ SHELTERLOGIC CASEENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand housing applications per second
You navigate rigid housing waiting lists to find shelter for discharged patients. You negotiate with landlords and agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a patient's voice when they are lying about their situation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanner agents ingest all physical housing files into central servers.
Month 6
Software automates the matching of patient needs to housing availability.
Month 12
Chatbots handle all landlord phone calls and basic benefit queries.
Month 16
Decision-making shifts to predictive models to remove human bias errors.
Year 2 · D-Day
The case office closes and the server runs the housing queue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14 days
Average placement time
Infinity
Case backlog volume
99 percent
Empathy fatigue rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a rental listings app.
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