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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Hospital IT Support jobs? · Latest report #rui2uycm
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour troubleshooting is just a glorified version of turning it off again.
System administrator of the frozen login screen.
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Automated healing for your broken login screens.
oof.youAI▸ NORDICCARE TERMINAL-FIXER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
autofixes printer jams via remote power cycle
You manage hospital terminal uptime and fix printer queues. You reset passwords for doctors who forget them daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which specific hospital room wall socket is haunted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Users self-service their own passwords without bothering you.
Month 5
Smart network monitors resolve printing errors before they occur.
Month 12
A remote agent probes the network to isolate faulty nodes.
Month 16
Sensors identify broken cables and alert custodial staff automatically.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your terminal access rights are revoked by the central controller.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
14 seconds
Average password reset time
99.8%
Printer error bypass rate
3 minutes
Ticket resolution time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry-erase markers.
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