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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsYou chart patient vitals while a machine charts your obsolescence.
Senior hospitalist, master of the EMR and page fatigue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising patient outcomes with zero bedside sentiment.
toast.youAI▸ CLINICAL WARD CONTROLLER V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
deciphers illegible handwritten nurse notes instantly
You manage inpatient care rounds, sign orders, and coordinate discharges. You balance clinical evidence with complex human emotional needs.
The one thing AI can't do
You hold the patient's hand when the test results are delivered in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cameras capture every patient interaction for automated data entry.
Month 13
Decision support software writes the orders before you even finish talking.
Year 4
Vision models transcribe and summarize your patient exams automatically.
Year 9
Autonomous monitoring units manage the stable patient load independently.
Year 16 · D-Day
Your credentialing is archived; the algorithms assume full patient liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 hours
Charting time daily
18 per shift
Average patient rounds
99 percent
Likelihood of page frustration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the hospital cafeteria microwave.
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