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October 21, 2033
In 7 yearsHumans are slow at pushing beds, but very good at lying.
Professional wheel-juggler and hallway master.
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The quietest stretcher you will ever own.
splat.you▸ MED-MOVER PRIME 9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates chaotic hospital corridors without collision
You move patients between wards and handle heavy laundry. You are the hospital's manual backbone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is scared and hold their hand for comfort.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors map every hallway to prevent human bottlenecks during transport.
Month 17
Laundry and supply delivery move to autonomous smart-sleds.
Year 3
Smart beds navigate routine transfers between diagnostic suites autonomously.
Year 5
Insurance regulations finally approve machines for high-risk patient transfers.
Year 7 · D-Day
Manual patient handling is outlawed to ensure consistent mechanical safety standards.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
85kg
Average patient weight moved
120 floors
Stairs climbed daily
Infinite
Human sympathy quota
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-end anti-fatigue insoles.
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