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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYour firm grip cannot stop the inevitable, but it sure looks tired.
Professional door-watcher with a high tolerance for chaos.
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Firm, cold, and never distracted by coffee.
wheee!you▸ SENTINEL-CARE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
restrains unruly patients with surgical precision
You monitor access points and physically restrain combative patients in chaotic environments. Your role ends at the door.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific moral weight to talk someone down without crushing their ribs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Automated kiosks replace the manual check of every visitor badge.
Month 12
Cameras track agitated movement and notify staff before trouble starts.
Year 2.4
One guard watches twenty wings from a comfortable office chair.
Year 3.8
Mechanical arms take over the physical containment of combative patients.
Year 5 · D-Day
The machine locks the doors while you clear out your locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2
Incidents handled per shift
0.3
Seconds to lock down door
Zero
Human empathy remaining
Your severance
A lifetime supply of cold hospital cafeteria coffee.
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